Hey! I just discovered that no one owns: http://www.greatamericannovelist.com/!
How is this possible? Surely there is a self-important enough author/wannabe author who is willing to shell out the $10/year to own this domain name!
So come on all you aspiring novelists in Brooklyn, by pulling all your trust fund money you might just be able to afford this url, which will assuredly guarantee you and your book instant notoriety and fame.
Then maybe, just maybe, the world will finally get to discover your story about a boy who was an outcast in his small town, moved to "the big city," and found love and redemption in the eccentric personality of a girl who dresses at thrift stores and wears pilot's goggles to go grocery shopping. Delicious!
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