Words I've created in the last 24 hours:
Bro-cocious: When you and your bros are trying to agree on something to do, and one or more bros is either: changing their mind often, or is immediately shooting down every idea that is proposed.
Example: Dude, we got tickets to the Broadway revival of "Cats" six weeks ago and now you don't want to go? Quit being so bro-cocious.
Flee-vage: When you can see the lines between a woman's toes in the open top of a shoe.
Example: I would have bought those shoes, but there was fleevage everywhere, and that's gross and weird. I might as well buy sandals.
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Marc in the City
Where Seattle meets New York, and they talk about sports for a while, and Seattle admits that he doesn't really know much about sports... then passive-aggressively makes New York feel inadequate for not knowing about obscure bands from the Northwest.
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I mostly use this space to talk about things I do and TV that I watch.
These symbols "{ }" indicate asides. You can skip these sections and the rest of the update will still make sense, as if the section never happened at all.
To contact me, send email to: marcinthecity@gmail.com.
4 comments:
Just to clarify, fleevage from sandals is expected and acceptable because it's the nature of that particular type of footwear, the analogous situation being cleavage from a bra or thong; you can't say that a bra shows too much cleavage or a thong too much butt...can you?
That's what I'm saying, that you can't have fleevage in sandles because you see the whole toe. It's like saying, "this shirt has so much cleavage I might as well not wear a shirt!"
But no, in my humble opinion, you cannot have too much cleavage or too much butt.
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I'm glad we cleared that up.
You forgot:
conroused: The state of being aroused by something or some situation not usually cause for arousal.
Example: Was anybody else conroused during the Broadway revival of "Cats"?
Note: To qualify as a state of conrousal the answer from others must always be an emphatic "No!".
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