The following is the first installment of a new series that will consist of One-Act plays based on current events. This particular play is based a recent luke-warm review by Entertainment Weekly of Kanye West's "Glow in the Dark" Tour. Enjoy.
Act 1: Where in Kanye West reacts to a B+ review of his tour
Kanye: Yo, anybody that's not a fan; don't come to my show. For what?! To try and throw ya'll two cents in? Ya'll rated my album shitty and now ya'll come to the show and give it a B+. What's a B+ mean? I'm an extremist. It's either pass or fail! A+ or F-! You know what, fuck you and the whole fucking staff!!! I know I shouldn't dignify this with a comment, but the reviewer threw a jab at all the artists. I just wanna know when was the last time you enjoyed yourself. If you can't have fun and lose yourself at this tour it's a good chance you're a very miserable person. I actually feel sorry for you guys. Your job forces you to not have fun anymore. Grab a drink, holla at some nice girls, and party bitch!! You don't know shit about passion and art. You'll never gain credibility at this rate. You're fucking trash! I make art. You can't rate this. I'm a real person. I'm not a pop star. I don't care about anything but making great art. Never come 2 one of my shows ever again, you're not invited and if you see me...BOW!! This is not pop, it's pop art!
Marc: You're right, Kany-ezze... they all need to holla at some nice girls and those bitches need to party.
The End.
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I like that he calls himself "'ye." I'm going to call you "'cus."
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