I haven't found a place to get my hair cut in New York yet. I don't know why but I'm terrified about going to a place I don't know here. Perhaps it's because I've had so many bad haircut experiences. I mean, have you ever seen a white kid with a hi-top fade before? I have, in the mirror, when I was 22--compliments of a man named Valencia in Pittsburgh, PA. Kisses, Valencia.And I live really close to Staten Island. I don't want to look like I'm from Staten Island. I'm afraid if I get a Staten Island haircut I might start dressing like I'm from Staten Island, then I'll start acting like I'm from Staten Island, which invariably means I'll start arguing with my girlfriend in the middle of the street at 3am on weeknights.
My solution was to email Julia Allison, Editor of Star Magazine and all-around great gal! Surely she knows where a strapping young man such as myself can go to get a haircut and keep his dignity in tact. I saw a couple places in Midtown that looked reputable, but I really want to know if she has any input. I also wanted an excuse to email my favorite New York celebrity. Kisses, JA--but not sarcastic kisses like above with Valencia.
Seriously, I'm look pretty rough around the edges folks. There are some places in Manhattan I don't even want to go looking like this. Any suggestion helps, and if you say Supercuts I will reach through the computer monitor and give you a hi-top fade.
7 comments:
Hey! I've got some news for Mr. "I'm too fucking hip to go to a Supercuts" I'm going to Supercuts on my way home from work. No shit. Jersey represent!
not all Staten Islanders are the same. give us a break. If you really lived that close to Staten Island you would know we're not all the same.
What do you have against people from Staten Island? Like one of the other people said - if you live that close to Staten Island then you'd know we are not all like that and besides - where do you live? Brooklyn?? Talk about fighting in the streets at 3am!
Sounds like you need the beatin' of da week at 3am
whats wrong with Staten Island? I love it here! It will rock ur fuckng ass
staten island may have a strong stereotype but not everyone is a high strung guido that blasts their escalade speakers in the middle of the night. i go to school at wagner and those type of guys (and girls) are all over campus but i'm also friends with quite a few people from staten island who are not like that at all. and theres nothing wrong with a "staten island" fade, spikes and sideburn tips as long as you can pull off the haircut.
Don't worry, if you get a "Staten Island," haircut, you'll probably be your own harshest critic. I'm from Staten Island, and my girlfriend is from Ronkonkoma, Long Island. Guess what? They have the same types of assholes out there that they do on Staten Island. These quote unquote high strung guidos? They didn't spawn from Staten Island, they've been spreading out geographically for a long time now and we just received the worst reputation for it. If you ask me, I think they're a common breed throughout most of the metropolitan NY area. But look, I'm not going to discredit you any further because you get your facts from a very reliable source: amateur youtube videos. It amazes me how fucking ignorant people are.
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