Monday, November 5, 2007

Headline: Spice Girls Video Really Boring

I couldn't even watch this damn thing. Seriously, they should have renamed the song "Standing Around." It would have been more interseting if they were at least reading the paper, which would give the video a nifty little theme AND be 100% more exciting than what they have now.

I mean, shoot, I hear the song is called "Headlines" and I think it's going to be some rockin' anthem about how the paparazzi needs to get out of the Spice Girls' shit. But no! It's about being in love or something, I don't even know. And Posh, would it kill you to blink/move your head/show emotion of any kind? Seriously, I bet she makes everyone leave the house and drive a mile down the block when she poops.



Editorial Note: This has already been mentioned by a celebrity gossip site that will remain nameless, but holy crap, when did Geri Halliwell turn into Tyler Durden? Have you seen those abs? You could grate cheese on those things, then you could make a quesadilla that tastes completely talent-less.

1 comment:

KJW said...

Read between the parentheses, Marc. The video is about friendship and how it never ends.

And it is very boring. It's as boring as Spice World is funny.

On a related note, I got a text message today that said, "Baby Spice drinks?" But it wasn't really about Baby Spice. It was about NicUnCool's little brother who we call Baby Spice. He'll be 21 in January. We're all pretty excited.