Monday, November 12, 2007

Space Heater

I'm gonna' buy the hell out of a space heater. My office is friggin' freazing!

I think I'll get this one, because it looks like it kicks all other spaces heaters' asses.

Here's what I imagine will be the conversation that will transpire at some point after I purchase "Mr. Heater":

Fellow Employee: Hey, Marc. Wow, it's warm in here.

Marc: Yeah, that's my new heater.

Fellow Employee: That's some heater.

Marc: Yeah it is. Now get out of my office, fool. This heat belongs to me.

Fellow Employee: You're rude.

Marc: Say that to Mr. Heater... I dare you.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

marc,

don't end up being the heat mising opposition to the tyrannical cold miser who you can read about here, about halfway down:

http://whateverendeavor.blogspot.com/

walt

Marc in the City said...

Looks like someone has a new arch-enemy.