Walt made it clear that he will not be using his blog to write about his feelings... so I'm going to write about his feelings.
First, Walt feels EXCITED about the new coffee machines on floors 14 and 15. Walt is on floor 14 and has already had 3 cups of coffee today! The 15th floor coffee machine makes all kinds of crazy drinks, including: cappuccino and something called "decadent." After hearing that my floor, floor 16, hasn't yet gotten a coffee-maker, Walt felt SUPERIOR. To which I responded that I feel he should GO "F" HIMSELF.
But generally, in regards to the coffee-makers, Walt feels HAPPY. He does, however, feel A LITTLE BAD about not updating his blog last night. He forgot to do this because we went to Burp Castle last night and had many Belgian beers. He didn't say this specifically, but I could hear in his voice that Walt feels ENTHUSIASTIC about my upcoming Burp Castle post.
So to summate Walt's feelings today:
He feels excited, superior, happy, a little bad, enthusiastic, and may or may not need to go "f" himself.
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3 comments:
loves it. i too am enthusiastic about your upcoming burp castle post. xoxo casey. (i'd put a link to my blog here but it's a SECRET!)
Ah! So secretive! It's the best blog I've never seen!
I read that asshole Walt's blog too. He's a douchebag. Also, I'm drunk.
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