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To be filed under: "Stabby Stabby."

Looks like the stabbing that occurred Wednesday night was the result of an altercation between a man and his sister's boyfriend. The reason for the stabbing is still unknown, however, we do know that the victim died. No one could tell me if he died at the scene or shortly after. Several newspaper reporters were in the neighborhood today trying to get the hot scoop, but word has it that they are having trouble scrounging up a picture of the perpetrator. Additionally, no one I've spoken with could tell me if it was the brother, or the sister's boyfriend who did the stabbing.

According to an un-named source, the perpetrator could have been a man nicknamed in Bay Ridge as "Clouseau," because of his trademark mustache and trench coat. The man in question was also tall. His involvement in the crime has yet to be confirmed.

So, here be the facts:

1) A guy and his sister's boyfriend got in a tussle that ended in a stabby bloodbath.
2) The victim died at or shortly after the incident occurred.
3) It's harder to get a picture of a suspected murderer than you might think.
4) Marc is a terrible amateur reporter.
5) This shit didn't happen in Seattle.

In other news, the "JUNO" soundtrack is really great and I highly recommend it.