Tuesday, January 29, 2008

You're Welcome, 16th Floor

Rest assured, 16th Floor.

After a long and arduous application process, physical fitness test, and extensive training; I, Marcus Finneus Ryan Cabrera, have just been named the new 16th Floor Men's Restroom Searcher.

In the event of a fire emergency, you can count on me, Marcus Finneus Ryan Cabrera, to ensure that no one is peeing when they should be fleeing.

If you have any questions, please come by my office, or call me at extension 7237.

Thank you, and God Bless.

1 comment:

KJW said...

I am the new 2nd Floor Judger of Awesome. My title wins.