Beyonce Drink

Why is Beyonce getting credit for putting fruit in water and making it taste good? Apparently she doesn't like drinking water, so she puts a bunch of other stuff in it and convinces herself that it is not, in fact, still normal water. Are you going to tell me you don't like the taste, Beyonce? That makes no sense, water has no taste. I've met people who don't like water and I never understood it. Moreover, a lot of those people I've met who don't like water are thin. The reason I bring that up is because it stands to reason that people who don't like water grew up drinking lots of soda or juice or whatever and can't drink something that doesn't taste "good." But I have to give Beyonce some props. I like anyone who takes pride in their Connect Four skills. Seriously! It's just so wholesome and fantastic. Drink whatever you like Beyonce, it's on me!

Here's how to make "Beyonce Drink":

Things You’ll Need:
Cucumber
Lemon or lime
Water
Pitcher (or you can use a water bottle, philistine)
Knife

Step 1: Wash the cucumbers and all the utensils you're going to use.

Step 2: Slice the cucumbers and lemons.

Step 3: Fill your water bottle or pitcher with water.

Step 4: Add the slices. The amount is dependent on how much of a taste you want.

Step 5: Enjoy.

Tips & Warnings (I did not write any of these)

--The longer it sits after you have finished, the better time the veggies and fruit will have to kind of sift the flavor through.
--Drinking this keeps you pretty refreshed and tastes great.
--You can add cayenne peppers.
--Make sure to wash all your utensils. Come on, now let's be sanitary.
--Be careful to be moderate. Take only what you can handle.

Beyonce Drink steps and Tips & Warnings from eHow at http://www.ehow.com/how_2172984_drink-beyonce-water.html