Thursday, February 7, 2008

K-Fed is a Genius

How in the HELL did Kevin Federline come out smelling like roses? Honestly, everyone hated him for song long, and for so many things. But now, he looks like the best father in the world, and like, the only stable thing in his kids lives. He was even ranked by Entertainment Weekly as one of the years most influential people! What? This is the "Popozao" Guy, remember? Remember?

OK, OK, maybe you just forgot. I know you have your mind on a lot of other things right now. Shit gets crazy, I know. But seriously, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Here, watch this:



He needs a nut kick so bad. It's like he aspired to be the next Vanilla Ice but came up short. "LET ME SEE SOME POPOZAO!!!" Um... no. Kevin, can I call you Kevin? You're so cheezy it makes my face hurt. You're so cheezy the lactose intolerant girl next door is going into anaphalactic shock. K-Fed, you're so cheezy and corny that you could be served at Taco Bell.

But I'm glad you got away from Britney. That bitch is crazy.

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