As you may remember, a while ago I decided to create a match.com profile strictly out of curiousity. Since then I've pretty much ignored match.com, but I still get daily matches sent to my gmail account that show me who, based on pre-determined preferences (that have changed often depending on my mood), would be a good match for me. While most people look first at the pictures, I've taken to immediately reading the tagline by the picture.
The tagline in a match.com profile, for those of you who don't know, is that eye-catching line that displays your personality hopefully shares some insight into the kind of person you are. I enjoy them so much that I've decided to post a few here:
Enchanting Female Looking For a Nice, Loving & Sexy Man
-That's awfully confident. who describes theirself as "enchanting?" I mean other than Prince.
"To being an US for once...instead of a THEM!" La Vie Boheme
-I prefer the La Vie Boheme line, "To leather, to dildos, To curry Vindaloo To Huevos Rancheros, and Maya Angelou."
Allergic...to dancing?
-I actually really love this one.
Single teacher looking for that romantic someone.
-Wow, that's really boring. I suggest a few edits: "History teacher looking for a brush up on anatomy." See? Much better.
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
-This doesn't make me think, "Oh, yes, I totally want to date her! She's just so delightfully bitter!"
Searching For Mr. Right Not Mr. Right Now!
-This would be great if she changed "Mr. Right Now" to "Mr. 'Baby, that was great, but you gotta' go."
There you go. I think getting my daily match.com matches is my new favorite thing. I strongly recommend signing up yourself.
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