Happy 15th Birthday, to my uncle's step-son, who I guess would be my step-cousin
Hey there, you. I hear it's your birthday! I'm sure you're a really nice guy... my uncle, uh, I mean, your dad... step-dad, I guess talks about you all the time! He said you're a wrestler or something at school, and that's pretty neat. You're in high school now? Oh, that's great. So it's your birthday, is it on a weekday? If so, do you take the day off from school or do you still go, or what?
So I guess since my uncle married your mom, you're his step-son now, which makes you my step-cousin, right? That's pretty cool, I've always wanted more cousins...
Well look, I didn't get you anything because I don't really know you.
Happy Birthday,
Marc
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I have a step-cousin. Her name is Katie. She's my age, but she's all married and s-h-i-t, so she won't hang out.
I had a step-cousin who, after my uncle and step-aunt divorced, tried to date me. No blood relation, but way too backwoods-Arkansas for my tastes. Plus she wasn't nearly hot enough to justify an inter-family trist.
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