Playboy Centerfold

If I were a Playboy Centerfold, these would be the likes and dislikes to accompany the pictorial (along with some other details):

Likes:
- V-Neck T-Shirts
- Serial Dramas
- Cheerful Customer Service

Dislikes:
- Weak Handshakes
- Long Lines
- Bureaucracy

Additional Demands:

I insist on a bear-skin rug, but the bear skin must be Polar, or I walk.

The director must have a mustache, and when he's outside must always wear aviator sunglasses.

At least one picture will feature a sweater-vest (green).

Should the shoot proceed to 7:30pm, I demand a half-hour break to watch Jeopardy.

If Scott Baio shows up to the set, I'm not here and you never saw me.

The only music to be played will be "Basketball," by Kurtis Blow (on loop).

Production Rider:

(2) Boxes of Go-gurt (Blue Berry Blast flavor ONLY)

(1) Diving mask

(1) Pair flippers

(1) Snorkel

(8) Hard-boiled eggs

(1) PAAS decorating kit (NO stickers)

(4) Abyssinian Kittens

(1) Poster of Tracy Morgan wrestling a tiger

(1) DVD box-set of Mr. Show

(2) Other people's long-lost biological parents