With Halloween approaching, and with it falling exactly between two weekends that could both potentially be "Halloween Weekend," I feel it's vital to get this whole costume thing sorted out. I decided on Boy Scout a long time ago. Maybe because I want to wear tennis shoes with black athletic socks, or maybe it's the 'curchief.
All I've been able to find online thus far has been "sexy" scout costumes for women. Shoot, I'd consider one of these if I could find a pair of shorts to wear instead of the skirt (hell, I'd wear the skirt if it didn't involve a bikini wax and a pair tight whites).
This would be a lot easier if I knew where a thrift store was around here. There's definately a lack of thrift stores here, at least that I've seen, that are easily accessible. I know I'm wrong about this, I just don't want to have to find one; I'm busy, damn it.
So I guess what I'm saying is, if you're an Eagle Scout who's about 5' 11" and want to get rid of that uniform in your closet that reminds you of skin problems, homo-erotic camping trips, and the pangs of puberty, send it my way. I'll put it to good use.
Editorial note: If on loan, don't expect to receive the uniform in the condition prior to said loan. The shorts WILL be three inches shorter than you remeber. If that's not a problem, then we're cool.
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