Do you ever have a really hard couple of days (like you don't get enough sleep, or you keep getting bills for things you can't remember buying because it was so long ago, or something like that) and you just get in a terrible mood? Whenever this happens to me, my internal monologue goes first.This morning I was watching "The Today Show" and Al Roker said, "Oh, looks like a wet one in the Northwest!"
As I watched this, my first thought was: "Of course it's f***ing wet in the Northwest you stupid bastard, it's always wet in the Northwest in Winter. What kind of meteorlogist are you? More like f***ing moron-elogist... I liked you better when you were fat."
Which is terrible because I normally really like Al Roker! I just need some sleep.
3 comments:
It wasn't wet one day last week.
Thank you, thank you. I'm so glad there is a person living in NYC that understands how obnoxious east-coasters are when they're discussing about the Pacific Northwest.
damn, i wish you could edit comments on this thing. excuse my english.
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