Pound Cake

Because there's an incredible surplus of candy/chocolate/baked goods in the office, someone gave me an entire pound cake today! Apparently it came from an author that we publish. I did not, however, ask which author. I mean, as long as I don't know for certain who the author is I can sort of assume it's anyone, right?

I like the idea that I my be eating Michael Crighton's pound cake. Or maybe it was James Frey who slaved over a stove for an entire afternoon to make this baked goodie. Perhaps Clarence Thomas, Associate Justice of the Supreme Court and author of MY GRANDFATHER'S SON, lovingly wrapped this particular holiday treat, and sent it peronally on its way with his sincerist holiday best wishes.

In that case it would be un-American not to enjoy this delcious, free pound cake. That said, thank you Clarence Thomas, God Bless You... and God Bless America.